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boy: do you have any fantasies ;)
me: haha yeah so it's the 1300s and i'm a scribe who has discovered copies of ancient texts that are lost to us today,

radicalseabies:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

Reasons to Join the Tolkien Fandom

anthropologyarda:

- old. like really old. older than star trek old.

- immortal. existed for over half a century before anybody thought about making movies. will keep existing after people forget them.

- full of nerds. hardcore nerds who do good research. A+

- full of nerds. like actual climatologists and geologists. official nerds who publish in official journals about speculative science in a fantasy world. 

- high chance they will read your fanfic/meta. Tolkien is not an easy read and they probably have the patience/skills to get through your writing easy

- what is canon? we just don’t know

- appreciates my excessive collection of nature photos. Mostly trees and mountains.

- likes shiny things

- does not approve of keeping shiny things. sometimes approves of stealing them

Similarities Between Myself and Bilbo Baggins

earendil-was-a-mariner:

• Main survival instinct is to bullshit my way out of a situation
  
• Would rather be eccentric uncle than responsible parent
• Would use the One Ring to get out of seeing family members
  
• In times of strife, thinking of food is a source of comfort
• Would never stop complaining, even as I became a true adventurer
• Would sleep through an entire battle
  

barnvs:

I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS SO MUCH HOLS YFUCK!!!!!!!! SAM’S SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!! THE SMILE ON LEGOLAS’ FACE WHEN HE SAYS ‘HOW ABOUT SIDE BY SIDE WITH A FRIEND’! !!!!!!!!! THE WAY MINAS TIRITH LOOKED SHINING WHITE NEXT TO MORDOR’S SHADOW!!!!!!! FRODO’S UNBELIEVABLE BRAVERY!!!!! ! !!!!!! BILBO SAYING THAT HE THINKS HE’S QUITE READY FOR ANOTHER ADVENTURE !!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! !!!! ARAGORN TELLING THE HOBBITS THEY BOW FOR NO ONE AND GANDALF LIGHTING FIREWORKS HOL FUC K!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! I LVOE LORD OF THE RINGS

(Source: zelldas)

Someone: So what is your biggest fear?
Me: Peter Jackson is allowed to make a movie adaptation of the Silmarillion. All the characters are white dudes. There are 45 parts and still all the relevant plot is left out. Lúthien is turned into Action Girl who will need saving during the climax. Mîm is only there for comic relief. Feanor is shown 0.2 seconds during the prologue. Everybody who is not in the Lay of Leithian or the Narn gets erased. Somehow, Legolas is there.

HEEEEEE!

I’m actually hiding in a place where everything is green and I’m surrounded with little fellows with hairy feet. Is this the paradise or—

evungelinelilly:

i get personally offended when people don’t like the lord of the rings

(Source: juliastiles)

klngfili:

actual footage of me running away from my problems and responsibilities 

me: hahaha i've seen lord of the rings a thousand times, i doubt i'll even get emotional this time
frodo: oh, sam
me, visibly holding back tears: fuck you

gayplatinumrose-deactivated2017:
OMG NOOOOOO sleep don't worry about us we'll make it without you just get rest sleep is more important than us fun fact, lack of sleep will kill you quicker than lack of food. NOW GO TO BED.

I KNOW BUT I CAN’T!

I don’t know why, probably it’s all the fuss over the job, I have too many thoughts going around my head, to-do-lists and such, and I need to learn to leave the job inside the office when I go home. But it’s easier said than done. D’:

Btw, first dinner then bed, Mum! <3

Folks! Just passing by to say that I’m alive and well, and that I still love you all, new and old, even if I’ve disappeared. *bear-hugs to all*

wetmyplants:

scariest feeling in the world:

when you hear a bug

but don’t see it

ohpippin:

[finishes lotr marathon] haha how wonderful. you know what that film series got me in the mood for? a lord of the rings marath-

makesgoodchoices:

I am in the 1% of the population with this, but I really do not enjoy summer. I love winter, like… if you are cold, you can put on a hoodie, you can grab a blanket and snuggle…. Like… when you’re hot, what do you do? Rip your skin off?