killbilled:

#sexual tension

elvenking:

He’s one of them rangers. Dangerous folk they are — wandering the wilds. What his right name is I’ve never heard, but around here, he’s known as Strider.

radicalseabies:

sometimes i look at my follower count and think “wow thats a lot of people i probably disappoint on a regular basis”

(Source: jiminfilter)

dunkinphantom:

_{I began my life as a freak exhibit with my hands and feet bound to the bars of the cage, so that I could not hide my face from the prying multitude. My first appearance had been a disaster that produced something dangerously close to a riot  when the angry crowd demanded their money back; they could see nothing  because I cowered in a corner with my arms wrapped  around my head.}

Embarrassing Tolkien Typos

silmapaintion:

cybergeisha:

doitsuki:

cybergeisha:

misbehavingmaiar:

Slimarillion– a Noldo’s guide to trimming down after the holidays

Maehrdos– we just don’t know

Angbang– OKAY NO I ACTUALLY MEANT THE FORTRESS THIS TIME

Slimearil– can’t hold on to them for nothin’

Ole– the fiesta elf 

Meagli– son of Ole, adopted by jungle creatures 

Magline– same character, this time living in paris with twelve little girls in two straight lines

Fignolfin– a type of depressing cookie found exclusively in your parents’ kitchen because they’re “healthy”

Aluë– know to the dwarves as “fucking hell I have to type that umlaut again”

Meklor– a durable, non-stick surface 

The Similarion - kind of like The Silmarillion, but not.

Feamir - The Noldor High King who created the Silmarils — you know, the one who’s Boromir’s brother

Mardos - Did i typo Maedhros or Mandos? No clue tbh. That one guy

The Watch-King of Angmar - That Nazgûl who’s never late for anything

Erlond - Elrond’s alternate universe self that’s a bad guy and wears a goatee a la Star Trek

Bangmar - nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

;) i like it

Today’s, Thanks to Autocorrect:

Mangos: Lord of the Hall of Mangos :-|

Melon: The Chaos Vala-melon :-|

Aloe: The plant who taught jewel craft and smith work to the Noldor, and created dwarves. :-|

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confirmed

(Source: orlandobloom)

city-of-gay-angels:

Lord of the Rings Elements + Earth

ioda:

I wonder, but I don’t know. And that’s the way of a real tale. Take any one that you’re fond of. You may know, or guess, what kind of a tale it is, happy-ending or sad-ending, but the people in it don’t know. And you don’t want them to.

(Source: mishacolins)

maire-annatari:

maire-annatari:

Designs of Middle-Earth » Sauron (Part 2)

Ohhh.  These are better than the film version.  Much more elegant, without ridiculous flanges for swords to get caught on!

Bringing this back for friends who ordered Gil-Galad flambé.

Here’s a little more detail: 

rubyredwisp:

It made him feel as if part of himself had been cut off.

jchnwatson:

let her be everything. because she is everything. [insp.]

(Source: samwwise)